Well here it is, in all its glory! A sports blog more for SEO than anything else, but a blog that will no less be extremely entertaining, hopefully, and keep me from completely melting into the couch with a bag of Cheetos. This blog is going to be dedicated to sports, which I think is probably a wise choice on my part, given the name and all. But dont come here to check for scores because my sports blogging influences are more Deadspin then ESPN. So we will spend most of our time talking about the important figures in sports and their latest DUIs.
THANK GOD FOR ALCOHOL!
I mean, seriously, without it most of these tabloids and blogs, both sports and entertainment, would have a hard time finding shit to talk about. Hell, I'm convince that 75% of the people that soak that kind of shit up are blasted drunk too, like me currently.
So lets all raise our glasses to the athletes we love and their inability to just say no. And happy birthday, you beautiful new blog. Now excuse me while I go puke and smoke a joint.
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